I took a trip to Moscow to spend my weekend there with some friends. So it was a wonderful hot day, perhaps too hot for walking as well as for spending it inside. Anyways, we went to this nice park in the very center of Moscow, stood in line like for 20 minutes to buy ice-cream (we had to stand for that long because a dozen of Chinese tourists were all over the poor ice cream salesgirl and this small ice-cream fridge).
After getting what we wanted, we were heading to a bench and were passing under a huge, like 70-meters oak and suddenly something hit my head so hard that my mind went blank for a second. Where am i? Is it heaven? And who are you weird man in the white dress with a cheesy smile? Ok, I’m kidding. I thought someone threw a stone into my head because the hit was very heavy, but it turned out to be a small acorn. A small acorn hit my head like a goddamn cobblestone! Btw, I saw a TV program about people who became genius after hitting their head really hard. Now they can speak lots of languages or play musical instruments like Bach or Mozart or go through walls. Well, I guess I wasn’t hit hard enough lol.
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