I came across a Russian women’s forum where girls were discussing very embarrassing situations that took place in their lives. It all starts with a message from a girl who says, “I farted in front of my boyfriend (in the morning, just after I woke up). He pretended not to have noticed anything. But how do I deal with that now?? Every time that he’ll ask me how I slept, I’ll feel embarrassed. Did that ever happen to anyone of you, girls? What was your bf’s reaction? ”
The other participant goes like, “I never fart in front of my husband and even never poo when he’s at home. Once I really wanted to go to bathroom SO BAD, I thought I’d die! I live in an apartment building and there is a chute near the staircase. So I went outside kind of to discard rubbish and took a small plastic bag and toilet paper along. I pooped right there, nearby the staircase while nobody saw me and threw that away. I’m turning 25 in a bit, by the way, but keep behaving like an idiot, but I can’t help it. Since we’ve been living together for more than two years my husband started to wonder how come I never poo and tries to catch me doing so. Until now, all of his attempts go in vain. At the same time, if I stay in bathroom for a long time, he starts to shout, “Ha!!! I caught you!!! You were pooping, weren’t you??” It’s a nightmare! I now consider myself experienced in using public toilets (Mc.Donald’s etc.). And going on a vacation together sucks even more!”.
Some other posts:
“Hahaha! When my husband or I fart we say “fart at will” to each other lol!”
“When my beloved one and I just got married I was shy to fart in front of him as well, so was he. Once, we were in bed and he farted and pulled the blanket on my face and kept it like that for a few seconds hoping that the air would get fresher and I wouldn’t notice anything. Because of embarrassment he forgot that the smell was under the blanket, where I was short of breath lol!”
“Once a friend of mine M. went to the countryside with her admirer P. and other friends. She wanted to poo and went to the toilet that looked like a small cabin with a hole on the floor. The guy decided to go with her, because it was already dark outside. Since she was drunk and it was dark she pooped on her jeans by accident and also farted really loudly. When she was done, she went out of the toilet and the guy was still there hahaha. He pretended like nothing happened. After that accident he kept giving her roses and showing a lot of respect!”
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That’s so funny, gosh! But the girl who went to poo near the chute is kinda crazy!!! lol
If something like that happened to you and you want to share it with readers, send it to my email: katuksa{}gmail.com, I’ll publish it on here.
The other participant goes like, “I never fart in front of my husband and even never poo when he’s at home. Once I really wanted to go to bathroom SO BAD, I thought I’d die! I live in an apartment building and there is a chute near the staircase. So I went outside kind of to discard rubbish and took a small plastic bag and toilet paper along. I pooped right there, nearby the staircase while nobody saw me and threw that away. I’m turning 25 in a bit, by the way, but keep behaving like an idiot, but I can’t help it. Since we’ve been living together for more than two years my husband started to wonder how come I never poo and tries to catch me doing so. Until now, all of his attempts go in vain. At the same time, if I stay in bathroom for a long time, he starts to shout, “Ha!!! I caught you!!! You were pooping, weren’t you??” It’s a nightmare! I now consider myself experienced in using public toilets (Mc.Donald’s etc.). And going on a vacation together sucks even more!”.
Some other posts:
“Hahaha! When my husband or I fart we say “fart at will” to each other lol!”
“When my beloved one and I just got married I was shy to fart in front of him as well, so was he. Once, we were in bed and he farted and pulled the blanket on my face and kept it like that for a few seconds hoping that the air would get fresher and I wouldn’t notice anything. Because of embarrassment he forgot that the smell was under the blanket, where I was short of breath lol!”
“Once a friend of mine M. went to the countryside with her admirer P. and other friends. She wanted to poo and went to the toilet that looked like a small cabin with a hole on the floor. The guy decided to go with her, because it was already dark outside. Since she was drunk and it was dark she pooped on her jeans by accident and also farted really loudly. When she was done, she went out of the toilet and the guy was still there hahaha. He pretended like nothing happened. After that accident he kept giving her roses and showing a lot of respect!”
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That’s so funny, gosh! But the girl who went to poo near the chute is kinda crazy!!! lol
If something like that happened to you and you want to share it with readers, send it to my email: katuksa{}gmail.com, I’ll publish it on here.
1 comment:
M. from Venezuela sent this to me:
“Yesterday i woke up with a small ache in my tummy and it was because I usually fart a lot in the morning but since K. spent the night with me and she wouldn't appreciate it if I farted the shit out of me, I didn't. I often fart a lot even before putting my feet on the ground when I wake up. A healthy routine I think.”
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